Will Durst

You Can’t Do That
All of Washington is vibrating like the foam on a latte in the cup holder of a convertible jeep riding railroad tracks over a bridge. Democrats also seem mildly engaged, which to them borders on a frenzy...
Labor Day Already?
Are you kidding? Already? Didn't we just scrape down the Weber for the first summer barbecue on Memorial Day? No matter. Every team in the NFL has legitimate playoff hopes. Detroit is rolling out their new pieces of iron...
Beat the Heat
Humans cherish our seasonal grievances. In the spring, it's the wet. But in the summer, it's the heat. But as usual, she was wrong: it's the heat. And not just your normal summer- hot either. Second degree burns from the car-door handle-hot...
Soft Tissue Racist
What a long, hot, lousy stinking summer. Who can relax with everybody so focused on being strong? We're not saying all Donald Trump supporters are lethally ignorant racists, just that most lethally ignorant racists are Donald Trump supporters...
The Best Words
Nobody knows what the earliest word used by humans was. Scholars hypothesize that the first word was either "ouch" or "me," although "pie" had to have been up there since the shapes surely reminded the Sumerians of it...
Tyrannical Twitter Tirades
President Donald Trump's Chaos Strategy was working overtime last week with a series of typical topical tyrannical Twitter tirades. It was a week where the vitriol spewed like a pinwheel of bile in a wind tunnel...
Greenwashing the White House
In a recent speech by the president, the former golf resort magnate claimed his administration had done more for the environment than any other presidency, ever. He said that...
Democrats You’d Have a Blank With
Back in 2000, the presidential election was tight and much attention was focused on who better related to the public. He needed a strobe light at press conferences just to give the appearance of movement...
An Ambien Thunderdome
If the first round of Democratic Party debates were distilled into five words or less, it would be "pass the No-Doz please. They came, they saw, they slept...
A Rash of Lies
President Trump has been called many things. Mister Misdirection. Vlad's ventriloquist dummy. Herr Gropenfuhrer. But the most apropos moniker to throw at him is, the King of Lies...
Imagine Obama
Interesting how the Republican Party's attitude towards the office of the presidency has changed in three short years. First Lady Michelle Obama once was chastised for baring her shoulders at a state dinner...
Some Final Thoughts About Mueller
Breaking his two-year vow of silence, special counsel, professional Boy Scout and part time monk Robert S. And we were honored. Too bad we can't say the same thing about the major subject of his investigation...

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