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Kash Patel's G-Man Mix-Up: From FBI to Gin High
Michael de Adder, CagleCartoons.com
Michael de Adder's cartoon depicts a bearded man at a bar, hand on forehead, holding a green gin bottle, looking inebriated. Two figures stand behind: one in a suit with sunglasses, another in an FBI jacket. The text reads 'Kash Patel thinks G-man stands for gin man.' Bottles line the shelf, beer taps and glasses on the counter. Tags like Kash Patel, FBI, gin, drinking, alcohol, drunk underscore the visual pun on FBI agents as 'G-men' versus a 'gin man' in a bar setting. The scene captures a straightforward satirical jab without deeper layers visible.
Apr
21
2026
Patel Sues for Defamation, Denies Ever Blacking Out Drunk
PATEL DRUNK by Pat Bagley, politicalcartoons.com
Pat Bagley's cartoon captures a caricatured Kash Patel, sprawled with a liquor bottle, his suit disheveled and FBI badge prominent. He gestures wildly, proclaiming a defamation lawsuit while insisting on no recollection of ever being blackout drunk. The image ties into themes of DUI, corruption, fraud, drinking, drunkenness, alcohol, national security, and terrorism, highlighting irony in a political figure's denial. Such satire underscores the absurdity in public denials, especially for someone eyed for a high-security role. The dry humor pokes at reliability amid scandal tags like Trump, GOP, and MAGA.
Pete and Kash Walk into Uncle Sam's Bar with Trump
PETE AND KASH WALK INTO A BAR by Jeff Koterba, politicalcartoons.com
Jeff Koterba's cartoon depicts Pete Hegseth speaking to Kash Patel at a bar named Sam's, with Donald Trump sipping Diet Coke and an Uncle Sam-clad bartender resembling a political figure serving drinks. Tags like FBI, Department of War, and defense underscore the satire on Trump's nominees. The scene uses alcohol, beer, and cocktail elements to joke about Washington's political sobriety. Hegseth quips about the president's non-drinking habits making them look sober, while Patel agrees emphatically. This piece captures insider Washington dynamics with dry humor, blending bar culture and political appointments in a straightforward visual punch.
Kash Patel's Boozy Retort to Atlantic in Wexler's Cartoon
KASH BEER I’LL DRINK TO THAT by Ed Wexler, politicalcartoons.com
Ed Wexler's cartoon captures a man clearly modeled after a public figure, dressed in an FBI sweatshirt, balancing beers on his head and in his hands, with tags like kash, patel, the atlantic, drinking, alcohol, beer, obvious intoxication, and absences. The figure, showing signs of inebriation with wide eyes and a goofy grin, holds a glass in each hand while more pints teeter atop his spiky hair, foam spilling everywhere. Speech bubbles reveal his slurred plan to sue the Atlantic for writing about his drinking, followed by the punchline 'I'll drink to that!' Bubbles and stars float around, emphasizing the dizzy, drunken state. The signature at the bottom credits the artist and site, grounding the satire in visible elements of alcohol-fueled absurdity.
Apr
20
2026
FBI Eye on Patel: A Boozy Take by Bill Day
PATEL AND BOOZE by Bill Day, politicalcartoons.com
Bill Day's cartoon features the letters F.B.I. with a veiny, bloodshot eye replacing the 'I', and the word Patel scrawled beneath it, evoking themes of booze and drinking. Stars sparkle above the eye, adding to the sense of disorientation or absence. This piece, tagged with Patel, FBI, booze, drinking, absent, and drunk, offers a straightforward jab at a figure's rumored state. In the world of political cartoons, such direct visuals cut through the noise, reminding editors that simplicity often packs the biggest punch. Day's style here is classic, with rough lines emphasizing the eye's intoxicated look, making it shareable for those following nomination sagas.
HEGSETH ON TV IN BAR
by Randall Enos, politicalcartoons.com
Trump's Endless Blame-Biden Drinking Bird
TRUMP'S ENDLESS BLAME-BIDEN DRINKING BIRD by Steve Sack, politicalcartoons.com
The Rise Of Robots In Our Lives
Peter Kuper, PoliticalCartoons.com
Trump's Drinking Problem
TRUMP'S DRINKING PROBLEM by Christopher Weyant, politicalcartoons.com
Trump Undercuts Climate Change Action Steps
Peter Kuper, PoliticalCartoons.com
Oct
7
2025
Drinking Buddies
Harley Schwadron, CagleCartoons.com
Proper Drinking Clothes
PROPER DRINKING CLOTHES by Andy Singer, politicalcartoons.com
AI data centers consume too much water
AI DATA CENTERS CONSUME TOO MUCH WATER by John Cole, politicalcartoons.com
Microplastics In Name Brand Water Bottles
Peter Kuper, PoliticalCartoons.com
Biden’s Cognitive Decline Is Old News
Margolis/Cox, PoliticalCartoons.com
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