intoxication

FBI's Kash Patel Fails Sobriety Test in Hilarious Defamation Satire
RJ Matson, Portland, ME
R.J. Matson's cartoon depicts Director Kash Patel behind an FBI desk, his nose elongated like Pinocchio's, as he mangles a sobriety test phrase: 'Watch me tip the touch of my nose!' The setup labels it Step 1: Deny you have a problem, with a defamation lawsuit paper slipping away. American and FBI flags frame the scene, tying into tags like Federal Bureau of Investigation, Kash Patel, field sobriety test, intoxication, drinking problem, and criminal justice. This visual pokes at perceptions of denial in leadership, blending humor with commentary on domestic policy without overreaching into unseen motives.
Kash Patel Tops Pete Hegseth in Drinking Allegations Cartoon
KASH PATEL DRINKING ALLEGATIONS by Dave Whamond, politicalcartoons.com
Dave Whamond's cartoon depicts Kash Patel energetically leaping from a grassy cliff, clutching a handful of beer cans and a drink, while yelling 'OH YEAH? I CAN TOP THAT PETE! HOLD MY BEERS' in a speech bubble. A stern-faced man in a suit stands nearby, holding a small drink. The scene plays on drinking allegations surrounding Patel's FBI director nomination, incorporating tags like The Atlantic article, reported alcohol use, drinks to excess, intoxication, unexplained absences, and Patel's 250M defamation lawsuit. The artwork uses caricature style to satirize political figures lashing out at press and Democrats demanding alcohol abuse tests, with Patel portrayed in a dynamic, over-the-top pose against a simple sky and grass background.
Kash Patel's Boozy Retort to Atlantic in Wexler's Cartoon
KASH BEER I’LL DRINK TO THAT by Ed Wexler, politicalcartoons.com
Ed Wexler's cartoon captures a man clearly modeled after a public figure, dressed in an FBI sweatshirt, balancing beers on his head and in his hands, with tags like kash, patel, the atlantic, drinking, alcohol, beer, obvious intoxication, and absences. The figure, showing signs of inebriation with wide eyes and a goofy grin, holds a glass in each hand while more pints teeter atop his spiky hair, foam spilling everywhere. Speech bubbles reveal his slurred plan to sue the Atlantic for writing about his drinking, followed by the punchline 'I'll drink to that!' Bubbles and stars float around, emphasizing the dizzy, drunken state. The signature at the bottom credits the artist and site, grounding the satire in visible elements of alcohol-fueled absurdity.
Jul
18
2022
Man Downs Booze Beer and Weed Then Demands the News
STAYING INFORMED by Bob Englehart, politicalcartoons.com
The four-panel cartoon depicts a man in a green shirt repeatedly swigging from a bottle labeled booze, chugging beer from a can, and toking on a pipe emitting purple smoke. In the final panel he stands beside a red-haired woman with stars circling his head and says it is time to turn on the news. The sequence published July 18 2022 comments on habits of news viewers amid coverage from ABC NBC CBS MSNBC CNN and Fox. The artist uses simple line work and repeated onomatopoeia to show progression from sober to impaired. No specific political figure or breaking event is shown.
Mar
1
2022
Cyrillic Alphabet
CYRILLIC ALPHABET by Andy Singer, politicalcartoons.com
Not Just Murder Hornets
NOT JUST MURDER HORNETS by Andy Singer, politicalcartoons.com
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