The cartoon depicts a man in a green vest examining several loose April 1 calendar pages that have fallen to the floor. A wall calendar also displays April 1. A woman with orange hair and glasses stands with arms crossed nearby. The speech bubble reads that every day this year felt like April Fools. The scene uses simple lines and limited colors to show the repeated date.
John Darkow's cartoon twists the March Madness tournament bracket into a lineup of global headaches, from gas prices spiking due to Strait of Hormuz tensions and Venezuela instability, to ongoing conflicts in Gaza and Ukraine. Measles outbreaks and climate change join the fray, alongside Cuba relations, Epstein files, ICE policies, and long TSA lines. The scene shows a couple at a table, with the man fretting that it's not just March Madness to worry about—April Anger and May Mayhem loom. A potted daisy and a striped cat add a touch of domestic normalcy to the absurd bracket of woes. This piece captures the relentless parade of news cycle disasters, using at least six tags like March Madness, Strait of Hormuz, Venezuela, measles, gas prices, and Gaza.
Donald Trump appears in the foreground contemplating action on Cuba. Behind him a swirl of labeled elements shows inflation, gas prices, Iran, Venezuela, ICE, and cuts tied to economy and environment. A second figure says no more. The March 2026 cartoon highlights distraction amid multiple pressures.
