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FBI's Kash Patel Fails Sobriety Test in Hilarious Defamation Satire
RJ Matson, Portland, ME
R.J. Matson's cartoon depicts Director Kash Patel behind an FBI desk, his nose elongated like Pinocchio's, as he mangles a sobriety test phrase: 'Watch me tip the touch of my nose!' The setup labels it Step 1: Deny you have a problem, with a defamation lawsuit paper slipping away. American and FBI flags frame the scene, tying into tags like Federal Bureau of Investigation, Kash Patel, field sobriety test, intoxication, drinking problem, and criminal justice. This visual pokes at perceptions of denial in leadership, blending humor with commentary on domestic policy without overreaching into unseen motives.
Apr
20
2026
FBI Agents Haul Drunk Kash Patel in 'Kash and Carry' Satire
Rick McKee, CagleCartoons.com
Rick McKee's cartoon shows two stern FBI agents in vests and caps, carrying a limp, bearded man who's clearly intoxicated, complete with hiccups and swirling symbols overhead, clutching a bottle marked XXX. The sign above reads 'Kash and Carry,' a clear pun tying into Kash Patel, the figure depicted. This piece tags into FBI, Federal Bureau of Investigation, drunk, alcohol, agents, criminal justice, and domestic policy, poking at the idea of leadership in a haze. The dry humor lands on the absurdity of carrying someone unfit, visually straightforward without hidden layers. Newspapers love this kind of sharp, unambiguous satire that comments on current events without overcomplicating the message.
Olympic Frat Bro of Investigation Kash Patel
RJ Matson, Portland, ME
Jul
25
2023
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DONNIE DREAM HOUSE by Ed Wexler, politicalcartoons.com
Sudden Acceleration of Toyota Truth Telling-COLOR
RJ Matson, Portland, ME
Sudden Acceleration of Toyota Truth Telling
RJ Matson, Portland, ME
Sep
18
2013
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BACKGROUND CHECKS by Dave Granlund, politicalcartoons.com
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