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DECEMBER 30, 2005

RARE OPPORTUNITY

Our readers will have a rare opportunity to see my live, smiling face on MSNBC television, on Sunday January 1st, at about 10:45am Eastern, 7:45am Pacific. It is your chance to say,"THAT'S what Cagle looks like? I'd have never guessed!"


DECEMBER 29, 2005

FRIENDLY INTERVIEW

My home-town newspaper, the Santa Barbara News-Press, did a big interview with me, that you can read here.


DECEMBER 27 2005

Cartoonist Scott Stantis noted my jab at conservative readers and adds this comment:

As for this weeks blog on conservative cartoonists, or lack thereof, I have a few ideas on that.

You and I both know that a vast majority of cartoonists are liberal or at the very least left of center. Many folks over the years have asked why. One aspect of this question that doesn't seem to be addressed is temperament. Cartoonists are, first and foremost, (regardless of the snobs), artists. And most artists are radical in their outlook. The good ones, any way. To see the world in a new and expressive way would tend to make the artist one that screams for a fundamental shift in the dominant paradigm. To be an artist means to see things in a new way. To remove oneself from the fray and observe life from an objective perch. Could any one not see what fools these mortals be? Apply this to a political outlook and you can get some pretty radical and often outlandish viewpoints.

On a personal note, I consider myself a radical. Ronald Reagan inspired me to embrace an agenda that you would have to admit, definitely radically changed the political landscape. Not just in this country but around the world. It is that kind of radical conservatism, (or classical liberalism, if you choose), that drives me as a commentator and an artist.

DECEMBER 26, 2005

NEW CAPTION CONTEST

We have a new caption contest from greeting card cartoonist, Dan Reynolds.

This time, Dan is offering a Reynolds t-shirt as the prize for the winning caption.

Entries should be sent to cartoonist89@hotmail.com

Also, anyone interested in buying reprints or an original of any REYNOLDS UNWRAPPED cartoon from Reader's Digest or from www.reynoldsunwrapped.com can contact Dan at the same e-mail address.


DECEMBER 24, 2005

HOLIDAY TREAT FOR OUR CONSERVATIVE COMPLAINERS

Our conservative readers are vocal about the "fact" that we have "no conservative cartoonists on the site." so I thought I would include this holiday treat ...

Did I write "holiday treat"? Of-course I meant "Christmas treat."

Our conservative readers are incessantly complaining that the cartoonists are "all liberal" so today we added Sean Delonas to the site. Sean draws for the New York Post and describes himself as "conservative leaning." E-mail Sean here. And here is Sean's Christmas treat.














DECEMBER 23, 2005

THIS JUST IN FROM E&P

Editor & Publisher, the trade magazine for the newspaper industry, just posted this interesting article (below) about your e-mails to the Tribune Company's Gary Weitman. Some of you may have noticed that when you clicked on our link to send your email to Weitman, a copy also went to cari@cagle.com, where my loyal editor, Cari Bartley, has been keeping count of the e-mails as they come in and has been forwarding selections for the blog (read below). If you would like to write again to Weitman to complain about the Tribune Company's cartoon cutbacks (note that the LA Times now frequently runs their Op-Ed page with no cartoon at all) you can still send an e-mail by clicking here. You might also want to ask him when he is going to respond.

After 'Black Ink Monday' Cartoon Protest, Volume of E-mail is Debated
By Dave Astor
Published: December 23, 2005 1:45 PM ET

NEW YORK In their Dec. 12 "Black Ink Monday" action to protest job cuts, editorial cartoonists not only drew cartoons but also urged readers to send e-mails to Tribune Co. Vice President of Corporate Communications Gary Weitman.

How many messages has Weitman received during the past 11 days? Daryl Cagle mentioned on his editorial cartoon blog that he has been CCed more than 1,000 e-mails to Weitman. Cagle, when reached Friday by E&P, added that Weitman also undoubtedly received other e-mails that weren't CCed to the blog.

But Weitman, also reached Friday by E&P, said the 1,000-plus figure is "not accurate." He said the amount of e-mails is lower, but declined to give an exact number.

Cagle, after seeing Weitman quoted in the Chicago Reader as promising to answer all the e-mails, asked his blog visitors to CC him some of Weitman's replies. Everyone who wrote Cagle on that subject said they hadn't heard from Weitman yet.

Weitman told E&P he'll respond to the messages. "I take seriously the e-mails I get sent," he said.

The Association of American Editorial Cartoonists (AAEC) -- which organized "Black Ink Monday" (E&P Online, Dec. 12) urged readers to e-mail Weitman because some of the most prominent losses of editorial cartoon jobs have been at Tribune Co.-owned papers. Kevin "KAL" Kallaugher accepted a buyout at The Sun of Baltimore effective next month, and the paper said it doesn't plan to replace him in the foreseeable future. The Sun's Mike Lane previously accepted a buyout in July 2004. Also, the Los Angeles Times announced last month that it was laying off Michael Ramirez at the end of 2005 and eliminating the position. And the Chicago Tribune never replaced Jeff MacNelly after he died in 2000.

But Weitman noted that other Tribune Co. papers -- including Newsday of Melville, N.Y., The Hartford (Conn.) Courant, the Orlando (Fla.) Sentinel, and the South Florida Sun-Sentinel of Fort Lauderdale -- still have staff cartoonists. "Each of our newspapers makes its own decision about editorial cartoonists," he said, adding that Tribune Co. papers that don't have staff cartoonists still run syndicated editorial cartoons -- many of which come from the Tribune Co.-owned Tribune Media Services syndicate.

(Note from Cagle: The number of cartoonists syndicated by Tribune Media Services (TMS), the Tribune Company's syndicate, has also been shrinking, notable cartoonists who have left TMS include Steve Sack, Ann Telnaes and Dick Wright.)

Weitman continued: "The Tribune Co. has a tremendous amount of respect for the editorial cartooning profession and editorial cartoonists themselves."

On "Black Ink Monday," the AAEC's EditorialCartoonists.com Web site posted 106 cartoons protesting job cuts in the profession. A number of those cartoons also ran in the print and Web editions of newspapers.

But Cagle noted that the more than 1,000 e-mails may have had a bigger impact. "It's much more effective to have our fans complain than for editorial cartoonists to complain about our situation," said the creator, who's with MSNBC.com and the Cagle Cartoons syndicate. "I think editors don't appreciate how huge the fan base for cartoons is."

Cagle, a former president of the National Cartoonists Society, added that many editorial cartoon fans are young people who newspapers want as readers.

Dave Astor (dastor@editorandpublisher.com) is a senior editor at E&P.


DECEMBER 22, 2005

MUSLIMS OFFER A BOUNTY FOR THE MURDER OF TWELVE DANISH CARTOONISTS ... AND THE UNITED NATIONS TAKES UP THEIR CAUSE

Our friends at the Jyllands-Postens newspaper in Denmark (who subscribe to my cartoons) have alerted us to recent developments in a crazy confrontation about cartoons they published and radical Muslims who have offered a reward for the murder of the cartoonists.

Anders Raahauge of the Jyllands-Postens writes to us:

Last month, to test the limits of self-censorship, we asked all Danish cartoonists to draw Muhammed. We were provoked by the fact, that a Danish author of childrens books couldn't find any illustrators for his planned, decidedly non-polemic book on the prophet.

12 cartoonists dared.

There has now been a great uproar. 5000 Danish Muslims protested in the streets of Copenhagen, 12 Muslim ambassadors demanded that our Prime Minister should take immediate and harsh action against Jyllands-Posten. Which he firmly declined to do.

The ambassadors then complained to the Organization of Muslim Countries, there has been a general strike in Cashmir, and a political party in Pakistan, with Danish affiliations, has put a bounty on the heads of the 12 Danish cartoonists, 50.000 Danish kroners for each execution.

The following column is reprinted with permission from our friends at FrontpageMagazine.com (who also subscribe to my cartoons.)

Thou Shalt Not Draw

By Robert Spencer
FrontPageMagazine.com | December 21, 2005

Last September, Danish author Kåre Bluitgen was set to publish a book on the Muslim prophet Muhammad, but there was just one catch: he couldn't find an illustrator. Artistic representations of the human form are forbidden in Islam, and pictures of Muhammad are especially taboo - so three artists turned down Bluitgen's offer to illustrate the book for fear that they would pay with their lives for doing so. Frants Iver Gundelach, president of the Danish Writers Union, decried this as a threat to free speech - and the largest newspaper in Denmark, Jyllands-Posten, responded. They approached forty artists asking for depictions of Muhammad and received in response twelve cartoons of the Prophet - several playing on the violence committed by Muslims in the name of Islam around the world today.

Danish Imam Raed Hlayhel was the first to react. "This type of democracy is worthless for Muslims," he fumed. "Muslims will never accept this kind of humiliation. The article has insulted every Muslim in the world. We demand an apology!" Jyllands-Posten refused. Editor-in-chief Carsten Juste refused: "We live in a democracy. That's why we can use all the journalistic methods we want to. Satire is accepted in this country, and you can make caricatures. Religion shouldn't set any barriers on that sort of expression. This doesn't mean that we wish to insult any Muslims." Cultural editor Flemming Rose concurred: "Religious feelings," he observed, "cannot demand special treatment in a secular society. In a democracy one must from time to time accept criticism or becoming a laughingstock."
 
Certainly Christians have had to learn this lesson: in the United Kingdom, the secretary of an organization called Christians Against Ridicule complained in 2003 that "over the last seven days alone we have witnessed the ridicule of the Nativity in a new advert for Mr Kipling cakes, the ridicule of the Lord's Prayer on Harry Hill's TV Burp, the ridicule of a proud Christian family on ITV's Holiday Nightmare and the opening of a blasphemous play at London's Old Vic Theatre - Stephen Berkoff's Messiah.Rarely a day goes by today without underhand and insidious mockery of the Christian faith." Christians Against Ridicule, however, issued no death threats at that point or any other; some Muslims in Denmark after the cartoons were published were not quite so sanguine. Jyllands-Posten had to hire security guards to protect its staff as threats came in by phone and email.
 
Muslim anger was not limited to threat-issuing thugs. In late October ambassadors to Denmark from eleven Muslim countries asked Danish Prime Minister Anders Fogh Rasmussen for a meeting about what they called the "smear campaign" against Muslims in the Danish press. Rasmussen declined: "This is a matter of principle. I won't meet with them because it is so crystal clear what principles Danish democracy is built upon that there is no reason to do so." He added: "I will never accept that respect for a religious stance leads to the curtailment of criticism, humour and satire in the press." The matter, he said, was beyond his authority: "As prime minister I have no tool whatsoever to take actions against the media and I don't want that kind of tool."

As far as one of the ambassadors, Egypt's, was concerned, that was the wrong answer. Egyptian officials withdrew from a dialogue they had been conducting with their Danish counterparts about human rights and discrimination. Egyptian Embassy Councillor Mohab Nasr Mostafa Mahdy added: "The Egyptian ambassador in Denmark has said that the case no longer rests with the embassy. It is now being treated at an international level. As far as I have been informed by my government, the cartoon case has already been placed on the agenda for the Islamic Conference Organization's extraordinary summit in the beginning of December."
 
Meanwhile, in Denmark in early November thousands of Muslims marched in demonstrations against the cartoons. Two of the cartoonists, fearing for their lives, went into hiding. The Pakistani Jamaaat-e-Islami party offered five thousand kroner to anyone who killed one of the cartoonists. The Organization of the Islamic Conference (OIC), with a membership of 56 Muslim nations, protested to the Danish government. Last week business establishments closed to protest the cartoons - in Kashmir. The Chief Minister of Jammu and Kashmir, Ghulam Nabi Azad, was reportedly "anguished" by the cartoons, and asked India's Prime Minister to complain to the Danish government. And last Saturday the most respected authority in the Sunni Muslim world, Mohammad Sayed Tantawi, Grand Sheikh of Al-Azhar University in Cairo, declared that the cartoons had "trespassed all limits of objective criticism into insults and contempt of the religious beliefs of more than one billion Muslims around the world, including thousands in Denmark. Al-Azhar intends to protest these anti-Prophet cartoons with the UN's concerned committees and human rights groups around the world."
 
The UN was happy to take the case. The UN High Commissioner for Human Rights, Louise Arbour, wrote to the OIC: "I understand your attitude to the images that appeared in the newspaper. I find alarming any behaviors that disregard the beliefs of others. This kind of thing is unacceptable." She announced that investigations for racism and "Islamophobia" would commence forthwith.
 
While solicitous of Muslim belief, Arbour did not seem concerned about the beliefs of the Danes. Yet Jyllands-Posten had well articulated its position as founded upon core principles of the Western world: "We must quietly point out here that the drawings illustrated an article on the self-censorship which rules large parts of the Western world.  Our right to say, write, photograph and draw what we want to within the framework of the law exists and must endure - unconditionally!" Juste added: "If we apologize, we go against the freedom of speech that generations before us have struggled to win."
 
That freedom is imperiled internationally more today than it has been in recent memory. As it grows into an international cause célèbre, the cartoon controversy indicates the gulf between the Islamic world and the post-Christian West in matters of freedom of speech and expression. And it may yet turn out that as the West continues to pay homage to its idols of tolerance, multiculturalism, and pluralism, it will give up those hard-won freedoms voluntarily.


DECEMBER 21, 2005

YOUR COMMENTS ON MY "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN" CARTOON

I posted a link here to the Ft. Myers Florida News-Press readers comments condemning my cartoon about Brokeback Mountain. A majority of emails that I received in response were quite complimentary --thanks to all of you for your kind words, and to those of you who had more angry words for me, I've already forgotten all about it. Here is a sampling from our mailbag.


Ha hahahaha, I thought the cartoon was hilarious.  I'm still laughing as I write.
I think people take things too serious sometimes. It's a joke folks, it's just a
joke.

Dan Williss,
Yerington, Nevada. Were men are men, (and the sheep are nervous on Friday night).
Loved it!!!!

I have not seen Brokeback Ridge and it will not be in my Netflex que.

I could care less about anyone's private lifestyle. What people do in
private is there own business. But, assuming from your cartoon, Brokeback
Ridge promotes a lifestyle that is not mainstream and difficult in most areas of the country; despite Will and Grace.

So... way to go dude!


Best Regards, Bill Ladewig
Hello,

I'm not going to join the chorus of the irate, but I do feel the cartoon was in bad taste.

I've had homosexual friends (I'm not one myself,) and know they face a real uphill battle and some setbacks on many fronts, yet aside from being homosexual, they're people just like you and me. You also can't really choose whether you're going to be homosexual or not, as the cartoon implies.

Have a Nice Day,

Sandra
Mr. Cagle,

Just wanted to write in to give you a voice of support for the Brokeback Mountain strip. I had a good chuckle, which is a rare thing for me when it comes to comics. It is very clever. You should be proud.

Chi
It's hilarious. THanks for keeping a sense of humor!
I love your emails. I don't even know how I got on the list but I always enjoy it!

Nancy in San Diego
As a gay man I found it tasteless and worry that it plays into the hands of the radical right. 
William Mountry
I HAVE TO WONDER IF THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO GET THEIR COMMENTS PUBLISHED IN THAT PAPER ARE HOMOSEXUALS?

PETER KI
I think it's hilarious. Great cartoon!

Sally Rosoff
Sorry, I must go against the grain ... I liked the cartoon.

Joel Roskin
Wilton Manors, FL
Something is broke all right!
Where are our sense of values....?
There is no humor in sexual immorality.
Please reconsider your actions.
Linda Turner
Good Morning,~ No complaints about the "Brokeback" cartoon from me.  Honestly, in my opinion, anyone genuinely afraid that their children might be interested in someone of the same sex because they saw this, or any other movie, deserves to have their son or daughter involved in a homosexual relationship. LOL - Like it's a bad or unnatural thing.  - I hope all their kids are gay, and maybe even transvestites. LOL - Heck maybe even the parents will get a little wistful, remembering that guy or girl in high school......
And no, I'm not gay. I love my husband to bits. But we have dear and wonderful gay friends. Like the bumpersticker says, "I'm Straight, Not Narrow."  - And frankly, I think it's about time the gay community got a decent, romantic, tear-jerker of their own. - Let the closed-minded squares bawl and squawl, they always do. I have plenty of earplugs,- need a pair? LOL  
             ~ Brightest Winter Blessings,~
~ Cindy J. 
I think the cartoon makes a perfect commentary on that movie and its possible effects on our culture.

Ginger Edwards
Avon Lake, Ohio
I liked the cartoon. (boys playing cowboy)

The bigots and Jesus freaks and republicans need to realize that SOME of society is trying to get out of the Dark Ages!

Ben Richardson
I forwarded the cartoon to a gay co-worker who loved it so much that he printed it out and everyone in the office has commented on how funny it is. Not all of America is narrow minded.

Pam A. Rymin
I know that this was to allow me to join the chorus of complaints about the Brokeback Ridge cartoon, but I don't have any complaints. I thought it was an brilliant piece of commentary, and I found it really funny! I guess the sense of humour index is really low down there in Florida. At least some of us have a sense of humour, especially up here in Canada.

I also want to say that I thought the expression on the Father's face was priceless! Well drawn!

Regards,

Stephen MacDougall
You must remember that Florida is a backward, religious, home state of illegals, Spanish is the only language spoken and allowed, the state that is able to call in the state and federal legislature to "help" Terri Schiavo. cuts health benefits and access to medicines for the seniors citizens. hurricanes victims from last year are still without homes. of course the state cut a deal with the insurance companies to reduce the payout to home owners. then again it is the home state of Governor Jeb Bush.

now what did you expect?


Oh, by the way i am a card carrying republican, that does not mean that i checked my brains at the voting booth door.
ms. s. freeman
I thought the cartoon was great! Just imagine if the Old West had been more loving! 
Katherine Conover
Maybe the people in Florida would be happier if you showed the boys blowing the heads off of everyone in Fort Myers with AK's. And just in case anyone wants to accuse me of being gay, they'd be wrong, the thought of crawling into bed with another male makes me cringe, I'm straight as an arrow but if that is what makes them happy it's OK with me.  There is one thing however, that I would personally have no problem with..........riding the world of a few crooked CEOs.

Cal
A very insensitive cartoon, vulgar and derogartory of human behaviour...insulting to parental responsibilities which, in that cartoon,  assumes that the kids saw the picture..Dumb...Belongs in a porno cartoon section of an internet incest site.
Frank Krasinski
Westlake, Ohio
I wholly approve of the freedom of expression that cartoonists exhibit, and the function they serve in the dialogue about national and global issues. However, this cartoon is way over the top, going just for shock value and, as far as I can tell, very little else. The image is simply repulsive at a visceral level, for no good reason. At least, try a little harder to make a substantive point if you're going to have any publication print this horror. I'm not an unintelligent fellow. I can take a lesson from a cartoon with just a little more guidance.

Put another way: What the hell kind of point were you trying to make with this??

James K.
No complaints on your "Brokeback Mountain" cartoon here. It was HILARIOUS! Keep up the good work.  J
Leah Briggs 
Hi ; I found your cartoon all too true, as it were. Now, how about a darling little program advocating voluntary sterilization for "married" homosexuals? They can't have offspring anyway and it may even help the AIDS problem, discount coupons would, of course be offered as an incentive, fine everyday merchandise like KY jelly, lace hankies, and "butch" booties.......Keep up the good work, pilgrim. Yrs. BobO'Links
Complain?? That was hysterical! Disturbing - yes, but also darned funny!
Len Errera
Hartford, CT
As I'm certain you've heard, the cartoon that ran about Brokeback Mountain is done in very poor taste. As important as controversy is in our society, we have many other important issues to debate over and don't need more negativity pushed toward homosexuality. The very thought that two young boys even sat through that R rated film makes me wonder about the parents, and not the children. Why not take a stab at the child rearing skills of parents? That cartoon should have been captioned "Two more children likely to become a statistic, just because you and I are lazy."

I hope your future cartoons tackle more important issues, than to degrade two people who (fictitiously here) find love. Not a fan.

Kate Conery
Apparently Floridians are a humorless bunch who can't take a joke. I hope the majority of the rest of the country took it for satire that it is. Keep up he good work.
RTG
HELLO THERE I DISAGREE WITH WHAT SOME OF THE LETTERS SAY ABOUT YOUR COMIC BEING HOMOPHOBIC. I FEEL IT IS ABOUT INATTENTIVE OVERINDULGENT, PARENTING AND THE FACT THAT MOST PARENTS LET THEIR KIDS SO WHAT THEY WANT WHEN THEY WANT OUT OF LAZZIENESS. I I AM NOT THRILLED ABOUT SEEING TWO YOUNG BOYS GIVING EACH OTHER SLOPPY KISSES, BUT AS A PARENT OF A 14 YEAR OLD BOY AND A 6 YEAR OLD GIRL HAVE SEEN MUCH WORSE ON SCHOOL CAMPUSES. I HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING TO STRICT AND NOT TRUSTING OF MY SON FOR NOT LETTING HIS GIRLFRIEND AND HIM HAVE SLEEPOVERS TOGETHER. LUCKILY IT IS NOT MY SON ACCUSING ME OF IT BUT BY OTHER PARENTS. I TRUST MY SON BUT REFUSE TO DANGLE A CARROT IN FRONT OF HIS NOSE SO TO SPEAK, AND WILL NEVER SEE THAT AS APPROPRIATE FOR 14 YEAR OLDS TO DO. I THINK YOU SHOULD DRAW MORE COMICS AIMED AT THE LAZY, POLITICALLY CORRECT, WANT TO BE COOL AND THEIR KIDS BEST FRIEND PARENTS OUT THERE. AS A COUNTRY WE HAVE GOTTEN WAY TO LOSE ON THE MORALS WE INSTILL IN OUR CHILDREN AND MOST PEOPLE DON'T WANT THAT POINTED OUT.
   2 THE CARTOON WAS AIMED AT SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND I INTERPRETED IT WRONG, STILL NOT THRILLED ABOUT THE BOYS KISSING BUT THAT IS THE PRUDISH, OUTDATED, NON POLITICALLY CORRECT MOM MORALS I HAVE. BUT I WOULD NOT BE LETTING MY KIDS SEE THAT CARTOON ANYHOW YES I AM A MOM CENSOR ALSO.
                                                                                                   PROUDLY BORING MOM
                                                                                                               J W M IN PHOENIX AZ.
Let's get real......

It could just as easily been two priests, two ministers, two teachers, two scoutmasters, two kid's coaches...or even 2 senators or congressmen or policemen or firemen or.......!

It has happened....it is happening & it will happen.....even in the conservative midwest!

Is this any worse than the litany of shepherd/sheep "bonding" jokes...or the Greek, Polish or even Okie versions that seem quite common after all these years?

WEM   
No complaint - - - - unfortunately your cartoon is right on. I refuse to even stay in the room when a commercial for that movie comes on the TV. Obviously, I will not go to see the movie. No, I'm not into gay bashing, and my mind is not so closed that it's nailed shut. I just don't like having this stuff shoved in my face. Tolerance is not acceptance.
Thank you for listening. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your family. Keep up the great work you are doing.
Regards,
Louise Boyd
I liked it!
Larry Marshall
I laughed my butt off at the cartoon. Keep up the good work.
Lydia Cummings
Sorry this is in as bad taste. If it were other minorities, the Nazi Storm troopers would be after you. 

Loyal reader,
Don mottl


DECEMBER 15, 2005

YEAR VIEW MIRROR
The Year in Rhyme by Scott Emmons

My buddy, Hallmark cartoonist, Revilo (aka Oliver Christianson) sent me this nifty year-in-review poem by Hallmark poet, Scott Emmons. Visit Scott's Word Chowder site. E-mail Scott.


Great heavens alive! The year Two Thousand Five
Was a whirlwind that left us light-headed!
As everyone knows, we have more highs and lows
Than the see-sawing price of unleaded!

What with Middle East tensions and problems with pensions,
The year was a white knuckle ride,
The dollar was weak as Rob Schneider's physique,
And on top of it, Gilligan died!

There were Charles and Camilla, King Kong the gorilla,
"Fat Actress" on prime-time TV,
In Washington, Murtha went off like Big Bertha,
And Deep Throat announced, "It was me!"

In Hollywood News, lovey-dovey Tom Cruise
Was amusing, though some thought him hokey.
Jen Aniston split with her hubby Brad Pitt,
And Martha got out of the pokey.

There was gossip galore! Demi Moore made a score
When she married young Ashton, who'd wowed her.
Though judged to be weird, Michael Jackson was cleared,
But of-course his career took a powder.

There was quite a to-do over politics too,
With discussions impassioned and blistery.
The Right thought Alito was perfectly neato,
And Harriet Miers was history!

When DeLay was indicted, the Left was delighted
(Though neither side showed much maturity).
Fierce battles were waged as the arguments raged
Over salvaging Social Security.

A few were arrested when Sheehan protested,
Iraq got a new constitution,
And tempers ran high as a dinosaur's eye
When the school boards addressed evolution.

The man of renown, Alan Greenspan, stepped down,
And the Fed got a guy named Bernanke,
While a fellow named Scooter, who seemed a straight-shooter,
Faced charges of high hanky-panky.

Beyond the U.S. there was plenty of stress,
The U.N. was a mess, it was reckoned.
They were trying Hussein, and we all felt the pain
At the passing of John Paul the Second.

And then came the swarms of calamitous storms
With a fury that nothing could tame.
There followed much grumbling, as FEMA was fumbling
And "blame" was the name of the game!

There's just no denying the year has been trying
(My gosh, what a hullabaloo!)
From the runaway bride who so brazenly lied
To the threat of the avian flu!

But through as a nation we've had some frustration,
We're far from the end of our rope.
In the month of December it helps to remember
The New Year's a symbol of hope.

As we close out the year with a measure of cheer
And some courage thrown into the mix,
Let our hopes never cease for an era of peace
And a happier 2006!

© Hallmark Cards, Inc., posted with permission.


DECEMBER 14, 2005

I added some new comments here. Thanks again to everyone who wrote to the Tribune Company!

DECEMBER 13, 2005

TULSA

This unusual notice was posted with the National Cartoonists Society ...

EDITORIAL CARTOONIST OPPORTUNITY

Unlike many newspapers, the Tulsa World is seeking a cartoonist. We Believe the venerable political cartoon is, and should continue to be, one of the most visible and popular parts of the newspaper. We have been advised to hire a cartoonist with the same careful consideration that we would use in selecting a new dog. Not that cartoonists are dogs, but both situations require mutual like and respect and long commitment.

Our requirements are simple: Our new cartoonist has to be a great caricaturist; be up to the minute on news developments locally and nationally and produce a funny cartoon at least five times a week, or at the drop of a hat. Now, that's won't be too hard, will it? If you believe you measure up and will work for something less than an arm and a leg (and maybe an occasional bone), let us hear from you. We promise great working conditions, colleagues who like to laugh and enjoy their work, and a lot of ideas, most of which you can feel free to reject. The Tulsa World is one of an elite few of daily newspapers that remain family owned. If you are interested in this opportunity or need the skinny on the details of the job, please feel free to contact Laura McIntosh, SPHR in Human Resources at laura.mcintosh@tulsaworld.com OR please send resume, samples of work and salary requirement to:

CARTOONIST, Human Resources
Tulsa World
315 S. Boulder Avenue
Tulsa, OK 74012.

OR by fax to (918) 584-8966. M/V EOE
Laura McIntosh, SPHR Human Resources Tulsa World



BLACK INK MONDAY FOLLOW-UP

Here is a selection of the e-mails our readers sent to the Tribune Company, protesting cartoonist job cuts. One nice thing about this protest is that the Tulsa World newspaper responded to say that they are looking to hire an editorial cartoonist (Tulsa recently fired their cartoonist, David Simpson, because of plagiarism, read about it here.)

Thanks to everyone who responded! If you still want to send an e-mail of protest to the Tribune Company, write to the Tribune Company's Gary Weitman, VP of Communications, to tell him that political cartoons are important to you, and you don't like the Tribune Company's cartoonist cutbacks. Click here to see the "Black Ink Monday" cartoons. Here are some of your e-mails:



Dear Gary,

Thank you for getting rid of those annoying editorial cartoonists. They gave your papers an annoyingly insightful intelligence that doesn't fit well with your organization's current business practices!
Sincerely,
Bruce M Seymour
Lake Oswego, Oregon
To put it simply, I am a teacher who uses political cartoons in high school and college classes. But not yours?
          
Paul Ogles
The only levity in the political arena, and some anal-retentive dip wants to eliminate them? Bad move! Those that can't take a joke shouldn't BE one!
P.S. CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION!!
Sam Spriggs
I canceled my subscription to the Los Angeles Times because the Tribune Company fired Robert Scheer, but I am no less outraged by the firing of Michael Ramirez. Just because I didn't agree with him politically doesn't mean I couldn't appreciate his opinions or the sharpness of his wit.

I remember well when the Times was a not just a good newspaper, but a great newspaper. Alas, it has not been that way in years, and given the present trend of dollars over distinction, I see no hope for its future.

The loss of not just Michael Ramirez, but also the firing of the Baltimore cartoonist, brings a shudder to the heart of a 60s civil rights activist.

I hope (but don't believe for a minute) that Black Ink Monday at least made you pause to think.

C.M. Cady
North Hollywood, CA
Dear Mr. Weitman,

I grew up with parents that were in the newspaper business. My dad was a circulation manager for the local paper in Yakima, Washington, then we moved to the California Bay Area where he worked for the Hayward Daily Review.

Mom was a writer who wrote information pieces for several newspapers. We were a family who read and shared the newspaper every Sunday morning and always subscribed to at least two of them. My husband and I have continued with the tradition, although we only subscribe to one newspaper at a time.

We believe that this country is great because of the free press, but it is becoming an endangered species. Without the political cartoonists, we might as well give up and watch Fox News - or get our news from the internet.

Don't bend to corporate greed or political pressure. We need the fresh perspective that the political cartoonists give to the news of the day. Be brave, go against the tide and it just might by-the-way lead to higher profits.

Best regards,

Suzanne Pershing
The political cartoon is a valuable teaching aid to the masses. The clever and witty cartoonist quickly reveals insights to issues that writers take paragraphs to bungle. Those cartoons are a treat to your readers and to dismiss the cartoonist will only hasten the demise of a declining newspaper.
Ernest Kerr


We appreciate and enjoy the works of cartoonists. Cutting their positions will only result in less readership.

Rosemarie Peterson
Dear Mr. Weitman,

I find it incredible that your company's excellent and influential papers cannot afford to employ a single in-house editorial cartoonist. 

As a longtime observer of the news business, a longtime investor in Tribune stock (not for much longer, perhaps) and a believer in the value of the editorial cartoon, I am unable to see any sense in the recent sackings of Ramirez from the LA Times and Kal from the Baltimore Sun. Does it enhance your papers' prestige? Does it make them better than they were? Does it REALLY help the bottom line?

If ever a policy deserved the epithet Penny Wise & Pound Foolish it is this one. I urge you to reconsider it.

Harley Cahen
Hyattsville, MD
You kill off the editorial cartoons and you wonder why I'm no longer a subscriber?
You dumb down the paper and you wonder why I'm no longer a subscriber?
You've let it die a death of a thousand cuts and you wonder why I'm no longer a subscriber?

Most Sincerely,
Paul Courry
Let's seeeee - it's a well known fact that most men ages 18 to 26 now get their news from "The Daily Show". 

A more gifted and forward thinking VP of Communications would probably ADD MORE CARTOONS. Too bad.
Judy Burris
Mr. Weitman,

The more visual your readers become, the more apparent it becomes that Tribune Company's actions are horribly shortsighted. Too bad you can't see what your readers already know!

Chris   just another soon-to-be former subscriber in L.A. California USA
Politcal cartoons are vital in telling the one thing a newspaper often obfuscates: the truth. You are another bonehead using your skull to nail the coffin of a truly free press. Corporate greed and stupidity will be the masthead of this period in history and your name will be on it.
Paul Laccavole


Another young reader

Eliminating staff editorial cartoonists is a remarkably short-sighted idea.

.But, more seriously: Like a lot of young people, I initially became a newspaper reader because of cartoons; I would never have started reading the editorial page (which is now my favorite section) if it had not been for them.

Please reconsider.

Paul Carpenter
North Hills, California
. Do you really think your readers are soooo enthralled with EVERY article in your paper that the editorial cartoons are the expendable optional contributions? If you do, you're nuts. 

A concerned and irritated reader.
Jennifer Bliss
Here in the United Kingdom, I get a selection of the cartoons which appear in your newspapers every day, courtesy of Cagle (www.cagle.com) on the internet. I, along with many millions of others around the world, find it invaluable for keeping in touch with what's happening in your neck of the woods and appeal for you to nurture these brilliant individuals. You just don't know how lucky you are to have them, when you need all the help you can get.
Sincerely, Peter Moore
Please do not remove my only means of understanding and accepting the ridiculous world situations. Keep your brilliant cartoonists. They're much easier to absorb than the dry text.
Linda
To Gary Wietman;
Were you born stupid, or do you just practice constantly? The editorial cartoons are worth more, on any given day, than any six editorial essays you publish. Get your head out of your pocket-book and spend some money on courage.
d.g.biggs
It takes talent of art and intellect to take the written word and create a cartoon that will make the public want to know more about a topic and form their own opinions. It takes absolute lunacy to destroy a readership by firing cartoonists.
Sincerely,
Redd Matheson
It's a BIG mistake to cut editorial cartoonists. End of story.
Faith Pincus

Gary Weitman, VP of Communications: 
Monday December 12 was "Black Ink Monday," the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists (AAEC) visual protest to recent editorial cartoonist job losses.  Perhaps the worst culprit in hastening the death of the industry has been your company, whose flagship papers (the Los Angeles Times, The Chicago Tribune and the Baltimore Sun) now have no staff cartoonists. 
This is ironic because the editorial cartoon continues to be one of the most popular features in a newspaper.  Editorial cartoons are important to me and I do not appreciate the Tribune Company's cartoonist cutbacks.
I echo the sentiments of AAEC president, Clay Bennett, who writes:
"Since Ben Franklin and colonial times, the editorial cartoon has been one of the most visible and popular parts of the daily paper. However, recent changes within the newspaper industry have placed this American institution at risk."
Justin Farrell
Thank you for giving me another reason not to buy your paper. I'm sure many more horrible decisions will follow down this Friedman-esqe road you travel.

"Let all the evils that lurk in the mud hatch out" Robert Graves

B. P. Lunde


Hey Mr. Weitman...ever heard that a picture paints a thousand words? That would save you more space for advertising. If you guys that run things continue in this vein, you'll wind up in the mismanagement hall of fame with the GM managerial crowd. I'm thinking they probably aren't the most fun guys in the world to hang with.

Merry Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Winter Solstice, or just plain December...

Shawn Ford
Political cartoonists tell the story that no one else can. The satire they use is more poignant, more thought-provoking, more socially enlightening than all the printed words combined in any newspaper edition. They tell it like it is. I cannot say the same for the Editor, the newspaper owner, the influential politician, or the mainstream journalist.
I have cancelled my newspaper subscription because of poor journalism, poor and inaccurate reporting, and a lack of real home-town news that I care about. Bad news sells papers, advertising pays the freight, but the political cartoonist is the only true reporting we see anymore. 
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

Jerald Thompson


As pictures challenge the status of text in our culture, political cartoons are important as never before. It is disgraceful for a newspaper to dismiss its cartoonists.

Mark Larrimore


Dear Mr. Weitman,

I cannot stress how important it is that you not cut off the cartoonists. Often times I find myself counting solely on the political cartoons as my sole source of news because I am either too busy or too lazy to pick up a newspaper or a newsmagazine. Even when I do finally read through my TIME magazines, it seems that the cartoons provoke more thought than reading articles upon articles ever do. It is the concise manner in which the cartoons are presented that gives them power that articles lack. Losing the cartoonists will mean losing this power.
Jannie Wu
Illinois
I read the Hartford Courant (subscribe at office end use email) and the Chicago Tribune daily.

It is very disappointing to learn of the cutbacks, whether editorial cartoons (which often summarize a news story at a glance) or the writing staff. Michelle Jacklin, for example, at the Courant, was insightful and courageous. It may be more bad judgment on the part of the Tribune (the legendary Colonel would disapprove) which I know of in some important reporting.

Sincerely,
Ed Marth
Abonné au « Monde » en France, je trouve que le dessin de Plantu, que je lis tous les jours en premier, vaut tous les éditoriaux.
Comment imaginer une première page sans dessin ?
Lamentable

Cordialement
Pierre
Mr. Weitman,
I can't believe that it has gotten to this point. Editorial cartoons are the heart of the paper. Not only are they something to laugh at or to have a strong opinion about, but visually they are a nice break away from all the text covering the pages.
Please rethink your decision in getting rid of the cartoonists. They're a dying breed. SAVE THE ARTISTS!

Sincerely,
Vin Paneccasio
Perhaps, instead, you could have sold some of those Picasso drawings in the LA Times' conference rooms?

Vincent Amato
Dear Tribune Company,

I thank you from the very bottom of my heart for firing your editorial cartoonists. Now, less people will buy your otherwise useless papers, leading you to manufacture fewer copies and help save the rainforest.

As a journalism student, I understand the importance of the written word. I also understand that one small cartoon can convey more information than five 20,000 word stories and is far more interesting and reaches a larger audience. So thank you for helping kill the newspaper industry.

I am looking forward to changing my major to accounting.
-GTL
To Gary Weitman, VP of Communications:
I see no problem with eliminating the cartoonists and all other editorial staff as well. Print the canned "NEWS" from government and other businesses and sell advertising.   You can achieve some status as the country's largest "SHOPPER."
JIM ROWE
Amusing Little Tale
There once was a cheap newspaper management group, who thought it would be best to fire their editorial cartoonist. Just think of all the money they would save! Soon there was a huge uproar by a group of Americans who have a huge following, and are read by more people than most newspapers or news websites. This group of Americans publicized this injustice, just as they publish about injustices wherever they find them. Many times this group has brought something important to the attention of many more American's than any newspaper ever has. Hmmm. This is not a group to anger. Who is this well-read group? The editorial cartoonists of America. Wow. Haven't you ever heard the old saw, "Pick a fight with someone your own size?!"

Janice La Mere

Sir, with respect...ARE YOU NUTS?? Cartoonists have traditionally been a focal point of the Editorial page. Shove that pointy pencil where the sun don't shine and reinstate the cartoonist!

Grant
14 year old reader here
I realize you've probably gotten a ton of e-mails and letters considering the wrongful firing of the Tribunes editorial cartoonists, and here's another...All good things come to an end, the era of the Greeks, the integrity of the Television Industry, Christmas time, and the purchase of the Tribune's papers...I'm 14 so most would think that a teenager wouldn't give a damn if some editorial cartoonists lose their jobs but I guess those people would be wrong, I do give a damn, and you want to know why? Well regardless I'm going to tell you, its because I believe in the right to an opinion, and that ultimately is (In my opinion) the point of E.C.'s. They allow us to laugh at the present state of affairs in the world, but at the same time inform us about current issues. They also make it easier to open the debate on these issues and get people talking about what's going on in the world. For those to lazy to actually read the articles in a paper, or for those of us that just don't have the time, E.C. are all we get from papers. If you lay off the editorial cartoonists, you lay waste to a valuable right; the right to be heard and to express your opinion, after all the media can't control everything, right? RIGHT? RIGHT?? The people have a right to see all sides of the argument, not just the facts! GIVE US CARTOONS OR GIVE US DEATH!!! FREE EXPRESSION IS THE BEST!!!

Keiffer Newman, the only 14 year old you're going to hear from, I guarantee it...
Dear Sir,
It has recently been brought to my attention that the Tribune Company has ousted the staff cartoonists on such papers as the Chicago Tribune and the Los Angeles Times. I find such a development do be most disturbing, in great part due to the popularity of the editorial cartoon among younger readers. Being myself only 19 I can personally attest to the fact that the editorial cartoon is often one of the few parts my friends look at in any paper, and it is the first thing I look for upon picking up a paper. The benefit of editorial cartoons to America's youth is that it is presented in a format that we are familiar with, it draws us in the same way a clever headline does. A good editorial cartoon conveys all that a written editorial does, but it only takes a few moments to absorb. Editorial cartoons get people talking, all kinds of people. They raise important issues and provide a prompt for invaluable discussions amongst families. I have on many an occasion had teachers that used editorial cartoons to teach current events and initiate class discussions; and in my experience this is often the most effective teaching method. In killing the editorial cartoon you not only make a grave mistake in regards to your relations with your readers, but you do a vast disservice to the American public. It is my hope that you will consider some of what I have said, and bring back your staff cartoonists.
Tara Graves
Dear Sir:

Since I live in Canada, I can hardly call myself a client of your papers. 
None-the-less, there is some slight history to your firm, which I have heard of. This makes your recent decision to do without a cartoonist, all that much sadder.

I have no idea how much it costs to hire an editorial cartoonist. I do know that the job entails good artistic talents, a good wit, a vivid imagination, and an eye on the news. I would be curious to find out roughly what the cost of such a person is. At the same time, I can only hope that some market research would have been done to find out what the "return value" of such a position is, before disposing of the position...

I can tell you this: Even up here, in a small town like Sudbury, our two newspapers can afford editorial cartoons. I am surprised you would have trouble affording one... in the type of markets you have access to...

I can tell you one other thing: There are 5 parts to a newspaper that I always "read", if nothing else: 1) Editorial, 2) Editorial Cartoon, 3) Letters to the Editor, 4) The Funnies Page. Anything else, will be looked at only according to it's "interest level". And, I rarely look at the sports section at all. In fact, the only thing I read there, is a column by an "outdoor writer" called Gary Ball. And the only reason I read him, is that he is a good writer, and usually writes an omni-interesting piece. 
When he writes, I understand him.

I really would advise and encourage you to reconsider your position on the matter. I can recall MANY a textbook on many topics (eg: Math, Economics, Computer Science, History, Social Science), where the occasional appropriate cartoon did much to lighten up my spirits, and keep my slogging on through some nasty quite dry material....

You know, I should think the same phenomenon applies to a newspaper. In fact, since pictures have been used both instead of, and in conjunction to text, since the dawn of time, I would advise you to add MORE small, relevant cartoons to your publications. Why? For the same reason that you have photos. They add eyeball appeal. And eyeball appeal adds sales.

Thank you for your time and attention in this matter.

Thank you. Sincerely,
Pierre M. Laberge,
SUDBURY, Ont. Canada
GIVE US MORE CARTOONS.

RONALD PEMBERTON
Gary Weitman,

I'm a newspaper reader.
I don't read everything -- usually some of the main stories, something more obscure that catches my eye, and a favorite columnist or three.
It varies from day to day.

But I always read the editorial cartoons. Especially the local ones. Always.

I suspect that you have information confirming that editorial cartoons get tremendous readership. Cartoons about local events confirm that the paper is my local paper.

Cutting local editorial cartoons seems, . . . what's the phrase I'm looking for . . . well, that wouldn't be polite, so how about . . .
dopey stupid.

You might rationally consider changing your mind.

Paul
I am amazed that the expert business people who run America's newspapers fail to understand how much the their comic strips and editorial cartoons seperate and differenciate newspapers from tv and radio news. How do these geniuses take advantage of this unique and promotable asset ? They reduce the size of the comic strips and fire the editorial cartoonists. Do you expect your business to grow and thrive in the face of these counterproductive decisions ? Sure, you've saved enough money by these actions to insure an increase in this year's bonus but you had better invest it wisely so you will have something left when your readership bottoms out and your newspapers shut down.

Parnell Nelson 
Cartoonists Cutbacks = Shrinking Sales. Not only as a young and avid reader, but also as a technologically savvy consumer in today's society I can tell you from first hand experience that the newspaper industry as a whole is losing ground to younger, more innovative mediums across America.

The old "black and whites" (for the most part) no longer appeal to the younger generations. In an apparent effort to expedite this killing process, you have chosen to no longer support the editorial cartoonist. With that said, I choose to no longer support you and your papers.

As you continue to remove fan favorites from your paper, keep in mind that you continue to remove fans as well.

Thank You,

J. Benjamin McLain   
Cut the political cartoonist, I stop reading your paper.

Fair?

Rick Sliwkanich

A picture has been said to be worth a thousand words, and your choice to cut the editorial cartoonist positions has just reduced the quality and content of your newspapers. Is it any wonder more and more readers are tuning away from reading newspapers and finding other sources of news coverage? You have been reducing that which gives value to your product. It's a sad legacy for a media that shaped our nation and our national policy.  
Sad regards,
Nora Alexander
Spare the Editorial Cartoonists. 
I would respectfully suggest that you cut some of the nin-com-poops from the editorial staff. Their work takes up more space and communicates less information.
Sincerely,
Cynthia L. Frear
Warning: The opposite of free speech is not repression. It is no speech at all.
No one on the editorial page at all except lackeys. No opinions. No fresh air or new ideas. No dissension. No sharp edged satire.
Ed Swarbrick
Your short sighted, fiscal decision to cut editorial cartoonists is just one more reason I don't need your product anymore.

MDK


Mr. Weltman-

I am a Los Angeles Times subscriber. I can assure you that I will not bore you with a history lesson on newspapers nor bloviate on the merits of editorial cartooning. I would rather remind you of just one simple fact. Gifted individuals whose talents are in writing or drawing must have an outlet that makes their contributions to a free society available to everyone. The raw ability of creative free expression is supposed to draw attention, initiate debate, and arouse curiosity. This modern American life is filled with pre-packaged, thoughtless messages geared to sedate a vast audience.

I find this contrary to the purpose of journalism itself. True journalism reminds us of the vigilance we all share to support and improve the common good. Opinion based on fact is just one view of a big picture, and the more views that are offered, the picture becomes clearer; not necessarily to accept, but to understand. Emotions like laughter or anger cannot replace reason, but it sparks our conscience and dedicates ideas to memory. The editorial cartoon plays such a large part of this phenomenon.

Please reconsider the Tribunes Company's position regarding the reduction of staff editorial cartoonists. 

R. Pena
Fountain Valley, California


Please keep the cartoonist.......that where I get my News!!!!!!!
Beatrice Savage
How could you remove or reduce one of the most interesting parts of reading the paper?  As a reader of Newsday I protest the reductions that you have made to your other papers.

Bill Nissensohn
Sir;

Your company is like all of the others larger companies, looking for a way to make money and not realizing that you are cutting something important in the fabric of Americana. I am in my 30s and I am growing tired of a few things in society, namely the corporate big cats looking out for themselves and not realizing the damage they are causing to society, in this case the dumbing of America and anything to do with political correctness, most recently the non display of Christmas. Sometimes things are what they are and the majority is supposed to rule in this country. I'm just another of a number of fed up Americans who looks at the majority of the press as a joke. The cutting of cartoonist jobs is another case in point. Thanks for taking away yet another important part of our culture, as if you care!!

V/R

Ron Drummond II
Thank you for cutting back on political cartoons! They used to be the only reason i bought your paper, but now that you don't have them i can still access them online for free. You just saved me the cost of buying your paper every day.

Sincerely,
Lisa Lake


At the cost of sounding shrill, I must protest your insane move to cut cartoonists from your staffs. Editorial cartoons are the most enjoyable and integral part of a newspaper's op-ed page.
I certainly hope your readership responds in kind.

T Nespolon
I object to your cutting of political cartoonists at your papers. I view it not as a cost cutting measure, but rather as an attempt at censorship. I will never read one or your papers again and have already cut my subscription to the Baltimore Sun.

Colin A. Barthel
McLean, VA

I guess it is time to start reading the Washington Post daily. First the Sun (Baltimore) tries to copy the format of USA Today, now KAL is gone.
                                                                                                                              
Glen Allen Cheek,Jr.
Dundalk, MD
As a Rutgers University Professor of English Literature, in the courses on satire which I teach we often have to conclude---faced with the work of Hogarth, Goya, Nast, Herblock, and so many contemporary whizzes---that a picture is so often worth a thousand words. Any newspaper's editorial page expecting to give its readers a wake-up call should never economize on the assets shared by skilled, insightful cartoonists.

With best wishes, Dr. Richard Quaintance, Metuchen, New Jersey
Bring back your editorial cartoonists! What are you thinking? Are all newspapers now going to be "politically correct" rather than igniting thought through some controversy? You should be ashamed of yourself! Bad decision and extremely bad judgment. The American public isn't all as stupid as it might (often) seem. We can handle political cartoons-they may even cause some folks to become aware of and think about issues that might otherwise have escaped their notice.

Susan Kinsella
You newspaper genius types need to stop pretending you want to KEEP young readers. Here's a young L.A. couple who are NOT renewing our subscription to the L.A. Times. In fact, we went out and bought The L.A. Daily News today and will support them, their cartoonist O'Connor and their advertisers NOT yours.

You don't care about content anymore than you care about your readers. Political cartoons don't just break-up a sea of gray, they are essential.

Your company's short-sighted thinking is amazing. You truly are part of a sinking ship of fools. Bail now.

C. Logan
California
As a subscriber to the Los Angeles Times I feel strongly that there should continue to be a cartoon reflecting and expanding what is on your editorial page. Words alone can't succinctly tell the story about current affairs as can a to the point cartoon. I hope that the policy of reducing and eliminating editorial cartoons will be rescinded.
Sincerely, Peter J. Maimone    
Sir,

You and your corporate beancounters are disgusting. I am at a loss for words to describe what a disgrace to journalism in general and to the long tradition of the Chicago Tribune in particular you are for eliminating editorial cartoonists in your major newspapers.

Look Ma, No Cartoonists!
I'm tempted to use a catch-phrase like "Colonel McCormick would be turning over in his grave if he knew what you were doing." However, I'm certain that if Colonel McCormick could come back, he would throw your sorry butt out the nearest window at the Tribune Tower.

If you do not change this policy, I will have no choice but to cancel my subscription to the Tribune in protest.

That would be just the start. We might follow with informational picketing in front of selected key advertisers, demanding they pulll their ads or face a boycott. I'm sure that will make their day.

I'll let you speculate as to what could be done next to put the screws to Tribune Corp.

RANDALL SHERMAN
Secretary/Treasurer, Illinois Committee for Honest Government
You did what?!?

Osher Bachrach
You are making one gigantic mistake....editorial cartoons are the life of the paper.

Frank Gerrietts
Dear Mr Weitman,
I think that you are making a huge mistake in eliminating the political cartoons in your newspaper. You know as well as I do that a lot of important social changes and subsequent legislation have happened because some cartoonist brought that particular social problem out in the open for everyone to look at..
Do you realize that when you kill the cartoonists you give people like Rumsfeld, Rove, Cheney, and Bush whom I think mean well, more power to do harm to this country and the American people?
I've always thought that The Los Angeles Times was a progressive newspaper and one of the better ones. I guess I was wrong. 
Sincerely,

P.R Moralls  
Dear Mr. Weitman,

Political and editorial cartoons are a mainstay of our news society. I hear the people of my parents' and grandparents' generations lamenting the fact that "today's youth" don't want to read the newspaper and are suffering intellectually for it. Your recent decision to dismiss summarily staff editorial cartoonists from your papers only adds fuel to that growing fire. A dry column making statements about and highlighting political and social issues has no draw for the average American youth, nor the average American adult, to be perfectly honest. But, put that same statement in or highlight that same issue via an editorial cartoon, and you have drawn in your audience (please pardon the pun). The very fact that so many cartoons spark extreme controversy should tell you what I already know ­ an editorial cartoon reaches a broader audience than a political or editorial column could ever hope to reach. Moreover, a column merely dictates a position; an editorial cartoon invites the viewer to interpret, to think, to place their own values on the table. It invites discourse among those with differing interpretations and values. It requires the reader to be vulnerable to their own first impressions.  I don't usually feel so strongly about these sorts of issues ­ this is the first time that I have written a "letter to the editor," if you will. However, this is a grave loss of an entire genre of news and politics. I urge you to reconsider your decision to eliminate the staff positions at your Tribune papers.

Sincerely,


Renée L. Hildreth, Esq
Hartford CT
Mr. Weitman,

It is a disheartening sign of the times when powerful newspapers disregard one of the basic features of a free press: the editorial cartoon. Not everyone who buys a newspaper wants to wade through pages and pages of biased journalism, when a single cartoon can show either side of a story. It is a calling card of this "politically-correct, litigious and timid society" that free speech, or free-art rather, is sacrificed... for what? A few extra dollars? A mollified common denominator? 

I'm curious as to how a paper would succeed if the opposite were true if we cut the most of the written stories and just featured editorial cartoons? Oh wait like Cagle's e-newsletter which I read daily.

Tracy Threlfall
I will miss KAL our Baltimore Sun cartoonist! If there's anything you can
do to bring him back -- it would be most appreciated!!!!!!

Thanks a million,

David B Smith
Baltimore, MD
You have finally managed to let the censors and bean counters of this era of greed and pocket padding win out over the minds and hearts of your readership. I will get my news from the internet now because I don't trust a newspaper that doesn't have a political cartoonist on staff. As my mother used to say, you have cut off your own nose just to spite your face.

What will you do now to turn a buck? Lay off your reporters and contract your news from underpaid reporters in India?

Trisha Mason
What are you afraid of? Cartoons are the best part of your publications, why get rid of them? Until you reinstate them, I will not buy your papers, and then, see how much money you save!
Peggy Logan
I can't believe that you have actually taken away one of the best, most thought-provoking, and interesting features of your newspapers!

You surely must not be listening to your readers! We LOVE the editorial cartoons! In a few words they convey more information than many so-called columnists.


Put the editorial cartoonists back at their desks. 

 

I won't be reading any of your papers until this happens.

John F. Moe, MD, MPH


I would not read or subscribe to a paper that does not have editorial cartoons.

Ron Rust
I'M SITTING SHIVA HERE IN DENVER FOR MICHAEL RAMIREZ, WHO APPARENTLY HAS DIED A PREMATURE DEATH. I AM MOURNING THE LOSS OF HIS BRILLIANTLY ARTISTIC COMMENTARY, AND CONSIDER HIS DISMISSAL TO BE 'CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT' FOR THOSE OF US WHO HAVE APPRECIATED HIS THOUGHTFUL ANALYSIS.        
DR. RICHARD BAUM     
DENVER, CO
I am writing to express my disappointment in the Tribune's elimination of editorial cartoonists on its staff. As a former journalist myself, I have always been amazed how issues could be illustrated so succinctly with a drawing as opposed to columns of detailed information. Over time, there are "cartoons" that have stuck in my mind as representations of important events (ie - the Challenger explosion, 9-11, Hurricane Katrina, etc....).

I currently live in Tallahassee, FL, and may not know the names of the reporters with the Tallahassee Democrat, but can tell you that our editorial cartoonist is Doug Marlette. I was proud when the Democrat hired him, and even though some of his work is controversial and I don't always agree with it, I read it every day and would miss it if it were gone. I would hope that your larger newspaper would look beyond the bottom line and realize the value of the editorial cartoonist.

Sincerely,

Laura Bevan
Tallahassee, FL 
You should be ashamed. By far the best way to get a point across, and you eliminate it. What are you afraid of?

Ken Keith
In your relentless pursuit of profit you have made the "Baltimore Sun" irrelevant. Your return on investment exceeds the average for most businesses and yet you continue to ruin a once prestigious newspaper. Writers of substance have been terminated and now no local cartoonist.

I no longer see any reason to buy the "Baltimore Sun."


Richard Bergenstein
Mt. Airy, MD
The paint on your car
The garden around your home
Your best suit

The icing on the cake.

They are simply not a cost, they are an investment.

Kind Regards,
Phil Voysey
Australia
I don't have a bird. Therefore, I no longer need the Baltimore Sun thanks to advertising delivered free by the U S Postal Service.

Glen R Scutt
How could you cut the political/editorial cartoon - that's one of the first things I look for - often why I buy the paper at all! Come on - this amounts to censorship, i.e. preventing us from the opinions of these cartoonists/editorialists permanently!

I think I will respond by refusing to buy Tribune papers.

David J. Biviano
Mr. Weitman,
I can still recall reading from my high school AP American History textbook. Every single chapter was riddled with editorial cartoons that were far more interesting than the text I read. No other medium can portray contemporary national concerns with insightful twists in such a small area. Editorial cartoons are one of the great American artforms - as unique and noteworthy as jazz or cinema.
Why then, do you insist on eliminating this national treasure to increase an already high profit margin? I've never read the Chicago Tribune, the Los Angeles Times, or the Baltimore Sun - but I have read every single editorial cartoon published in those papers for several years.
I am absolutely disturbed by the release of Pulitzer Prize-winner Michael Ramirez whose cartoons I especially appreciated; he being one of the few conservative cartoonists in the nation. Mr. Ramirez's differing - not to mention strong - viewpoints were always thought-provoking and worthy of his awards (and I say this as a liberal).
Mr. Weitman, I urge you to restore the posts of editorial cartoonists at your news publications. Let us not destroy our culture for the sake of a bottom line.
Peter Hedgecock


DECEMBER 12, 2005


BLACK INK MONDAY ... a political cartoonist protest against lost jobs


The Association of American Editorial Cartoonists (AAEC) has responded to recent cartoonist job losses by asking their members to draw cartoons in protest. Monday December 12 is "Black Ink Monday" when the cartoons are posted.

AAEC president, Clay Bennett writes:


"Since Ben Franklin and colonial times, the editorial cartoon has been one of the most visible and popular parts of the daily paper. However, recent changes within the newspaper industry have placed this American institution at risk.

Over the last 20 years, the number of cartoonists on the staff of daily newspapers nationwide has been cut in half. In the last month alone, the Tribune Company (owner of the Chicago Tribune, Los Angeles Times and a half-dozen other prominent papers), has forced out well-known and award-winning cartoonists at the LA Times and Baltimore Sun, eliminating their positions entirely.

Now, editorial cartoonists are responding to these cuts, in the best way they know how - by throwing ink."

These are difficult times for the political cartooning profession, which seems to be suffering a slow, painful death. This is ironic because the editorial cartoon continues to be one of the most popular features in a newspaper; but cartoons also cause trouble, and editors are more comfortable editing words than pictures, so cartoonists often are the first to find their heads on the chopping blocks when newspapers make cuts.

The worst culprit in hastening the death of our profession has recently been the Tribune Company, whose flagship papers (the Los Angeles Times, The Chicago Tribune and the Baltimore Sun) now have no staff cartoonists. We at Cagle Cartoons and the AAEC urge cartoon fans to click here to send an e-mail to the Tribune Company's Gary Weitman, VP of Communications, to tell him that political cartoons are important to you, and you don't like the Tribune Company's cartoonist cutbacks. We'll post a selection of your emails in the blog. Click here to see the cartoons.

The cartoonists appreciate your help! --Daryl Cagle


DECEMBER 9 2005

Professor Chris Lamb wrote the article below for our blog about the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists' "Black Ink Monday" protest. E-mail Chris. The cartoon below is by Scott Stantis, a long time contributor to our site who also draws the comic strip, Prickly City.


In Defense of Editorial Cartooning, by Chris Lamb

When Pulitzer Prize-winning editorial cartoonist Doug Marlette was once asked whether his drawings ever made a difference, he deadpanned: "Yes, I ended the Vietnam War."

Marlette, to set the record straight, didn't end the Vietnam War - at least not by himself.

But editorial cartoonists helped capture the war's folly with often searing imagery. For instance, few articles or photographs of the war are as memorable as David Levine's drawing of President Lyndon Johnson lifting his shirt to reveal a gallbladder scar shaped like Vietnam.

Johnson, who once emerged from surgery to show reporters and photographers his gallbladder scar, was driven from office by his failure to manage the Vietnam War. With brilliant juxtaposition, Levine captured LBJ's legacy with no words in a way that transcended written work.

When editorial cartoonists are at their best, they're like switchblades: simple and to the point; they cut deeply and leave an impression. Years after the Washington Post's Herbert Block - or Herblock as he signed his cartoons - portrayed a stubbly-faced Richard Nixon climbing out of a sewer, Nixon said: "I have to erase the Herblock image."

Herblock created the term "McCarthyism" to represent the anti-Communist hysteria of the 1950s Red Scare. By associating the abuses of the Red Scare with U.S. Sen. Joseph McCarthy, Herblock helped turn public opinion against the demagogue, the far right and their assault on our civil liberties. In one Herblock drawing, a man labeled "hysteria" and carrying a bucket filled with water, is climbs a ladder to extinguish the Statue of Liberty's flame.

By starkly uncovering the naked truths of our emperors, cartoonists have contributed to the political and social fabric of America since Benjamin Franklin called for a united front against England in his crude drawing, "Join, or Die." In 1988, U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice William Rehnquist recognized the value of editorial cartoons. "Despite their sometimes caustic nature, graphic depictions and satirical cartoons have played a prominent role in public and political debate," Rehnquist said, adding: "From the viewpoint of history it is clear that our political discourse would have been considerably poorer without (editorial cartoons)."

But these are bad times for editorial cartoonists, who have seen their numbers fall precipitously. In the last few weeks, the Tribune Company, which owns a number of newspapers, laid off Pulitzer-winning cartoonist Michael Ramirez from the Los Angeles Times. Kevin Kallaugher, of the Baltimore Sun, himself facing a layoff by the Tribune Company, accepted a buyout.

On Monday, December 12, dozens of editorial cartoonists will participate in what the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists calls "Black Ink Monday." Their drawings will protest both the state of the art and the state of the newspaper industry, which is being weakened by corporate downsizing.

Media companies - like the Tribune - are cutting newspaper staffs for higher profits. While this puts more money in the pockets of a few, it puts the newspaper industry at risk - and a weakened newspaper industry puts our democracy at risk. A free and vigorous press not only strengthens a democracy, it is necessary for a democracy. Nobody takes America's tradition of free expression more personally than editorial cartoonists.

William M. Tweed, the ignominious political boss of the 1870s, once summarized the simple potency of editorial cartoons by reportedly saying: "I don't care what they print about me. Most of my constituents can't read. But them damn pictures!" Cartoonist Thomas Nast helped bring Tweed to justice with drawings that included "The Brain," which showed Tweed's body with a bag of money for a head.

During World War I, cartoonists produced two drawings that represent diametrically different viewpoints of war - James Montgomery Flagg's Uncle Sam commanding: "I Want You," which remains America's strongest recruiting tool, and Robert Minor's timeless indictment of war, "At Last a Perfect Soldier," which shows a military examiner salivating over a hulking, headless soldier.

During World War II, cartoonist Bill Mauldin poignantly captured the solder's life in his "Willie and Joe" strip. In today's newspapers, Garry Trudeau's "Doonesbury" character B.D., who lost a leg in the Iraq war, struggles with pain - physical, mental and emotional - that evocatively resonates with tens of thousands of soldiers and their families

From Nast to Herblock to the present, the best editorial cartoonists had editors who both respected their work but also respected the vital role that social criticism plays in American society. These editors knew that having a staff editorial cartoonist brought something to the newspaper's pages that transcended the written word.

H.L. Mencken, the venerable editor of the Baltimore Sun, once said: "Give me a good cartoonist and I can throw out half the editorial staff." Mencken's cartoonist, Edmund Duffy, was fearless in condemning the Ku Klux Klan's influence in Baltimore in the 1920s and early 1930s. After one lynching, Duffy drew a black man dangling from a rope accompanied by the state song, "Maryland, My Maryland!" Such an image contributed to the state passing an anti-lynching law.

During the 1960s and 1970s, the Chicago Tribune had three editorial cartoonists on staff, including two Pulitzer winners, Jeff MacNelly and Dick Locher. James Squires, who was then the newspaper's editor, admitted that editorial cartoons - especially those drawn by MacNelly - caused him more grief than all of the words written by all of his reporters in a year.

And yet Squires insisted that he was committed to giving MacNelly as much freedom as possible. Why? "Because the political satires of Jeff MacNelly and those of a handful of similarly talented newspaper cartoonists represent the most incisive and effective form of commentary known to man and one as vital to the exercise of free speech and open debate as any words that ever appeared on such pages," Squires said. "To censor them would be a definite disservice to art, and a probable danger to democracy."

Squires has been gone from the Tribune for a long time and the newspaper now has no cartoonists on staff. Neither does the Baltimore Sun. Both newspapers are under the management of the Tribune Company.

A century ago, newspaper editors, in an attempt to increase circulation and to create a sense of identity, hired editorial cartoonists and put their work on Page 1. Today, as newspapers desperately search for both readers and an identity, they are getting rid of cartoonists. Newspapers who say they can't afford a staff editorial cartoonist have it wrong. They can't afford to not have an editorial cartoonist.


Chris Lamb, an associate professor of Media Studies at the College of Charleston in Charleston, SC, is the author of Drawn to Extremes: The Use and Abuse of Editorial Cartoons. He can be reached at lambc@cofc.edu. Cartoon above by John Sherffius.


DECEMBER 8, 2005

Mr. Fish responds to a complaint from our e-mailbag below ...

My most favorite quote from Lenny Bruce is this: Knowledge of syphilis is not instruction to get it.
The phrase, I always believed, spoke to the greatest strength of a democracy, namely that information was the stuff of conversation and that a lack of information was the ire of violence and the bedfellow of misunderstanding and the cancer of prejudice. That said, and in the interest of inspiring a conversation that is sorely lacking on the national level ­ despite a raging international debate that is now moving into its third and let's hope final year ­ I feel compelled to publish pieces of a conversation sparked by the posting of the following cartoon on this site several days ago:

Additionally, hoping to influence the outcome of another one of my favorite quotes, one slightly more prophetic than the first, I want to publicly contradict the prevailing notion that peace is what the victor enjoys and suggest that a real and lasting peace is what comes by avoiding any contest that demands there be a loser. The quote, by Susan Sontag:

10 percent of any population is cruel, no matter what, and 10 percent is merciful, no matter what, and the remaining 80 percent can be moved in either direction.


From: Andrew Hill

Dear Sir or Madame,
I am contacting you regarding a cartoon you posted on your website http://www.cagle.com

On 12/6/05 by Dyawne Booth. The cartoon depicts a german soldier from the second world war (from a famous WW IIphotograph) with the caption "I can't tell if this is a german soldier from 1944 or an American Soldier from 2005)((And neither can his victims)).

As a veteran, I am sure you can understand my disgust at this cartoon, and the fact that this cartoon was posted on your website on Pearl Harbor Day was not lost on me. While I undertand and respect the wide array of political viewpoints represented in your site--this particular cartoon has crossed the line.

I am asking, not demanding, that out of respect for all American servicemen and women past and present, that you kindly remove (or de-list) this highly offensive cartoon from your website. I appreciate your understanding in this matter. I will be checking you website periodically over the next few days, and I expect I will be forwarding your website's URL along with this cartoon to the local and National headquarters of the VFW, American Legion, and national news media sometime in the near future if this cartoon remains up.

Thank you so much for your understanding!

Sincerely,

Andrew P. Hill

My response to Mr. Hill, and to a number of other similar emails, one simply reading, "You know what, I hope this is a picture of an American soldier ready to come back here and kick your F****** ASS until your stupid little liberal brains are splattered all over the sidewalk," was this:

I am the author of the cartoon that you object so strongly to on the Cagle site and offer the following explanation for your kind consideration.

When I made the cartoon that you're referring to I knew and wanted it to piss people off. I wanted it to be something of an experiment, one that demonstrated a rather curious (though not uncommon) predisposition that people have towards nationalism and all that is wrong with the current notion of patriotism. The fact is that my cartoon does not blame any soldier, German or American, for carrying out any crimes against humanity. All that my cartoon says is that it's irresponsible to support any army that is sent on a mission of invasion and occupation, period. All other inferences are for the viewer to make, including those that fail to recognize the common military man on the German side of the Second World War as just another soldier called into duty by a government whose foreign policy is contemptible and atrocious and ultimately unworthy of any support whatsoever. Certainly, German soldiers in the Second World War were by and large decent kids who, when they weren't invading Poland or Czechoslovakia, were no doubt loads of fun to hang out with and to slap on the back and to drink beer with. The same can easily be said of any army throughout, including ours.

My cartoon attempts to speak to one of the great tragedies of the present situation in Iraq: the fact that American servicemen, because of the cruel and contemptible foreign policy of their government, are being made to engage in an illegal mission that has seen, by most estimates, the death of somewhere between 30,000 and 100,000 civilians and the further destabilization of a region that abhors our arrogance, will respond to our brutality with deadly violence and will not tolerate our obvious disdain for peace.

One of the responses that I got was this:

Dwayne,

I love hearing back from you so quickly. Our politics are very
different and I'm pretty sure that I could drink a few beers with you,
listen to your position, laugh a little, and gain a better understanding of where you are coming from. Likewise, hearing an opinion that isn't read from a White House news conference transcript or slanted so far right that you run away screaming would certainly benefit you. Your cartoons are one of the reason that this country is great. The freedom to express your opinion and engage me in an intellectual argument without fear of reprisal or censure is certainly something worth fighting for. I look forward to your next installment and I'd love to buy you a beer sometime.

Joshua

Another pleasant exchange went like this:

From: Lindsey Smith

I think your cartoon ­ Can't Tell if It's a German or US Soldier ­ is a horrible affront to all the men and women serving in our armed forces. To compare our military personnel to those who marched under the swastika is such an offense as to be considered treasonous in my book. Good thing I'm not president ­ I'd have you tried for treason and hung at sun rise! Why don't you move to, say, Iran and settle down among those of your ilk?

My response:

I don't think the job that you're describing for yourself is President. I think it might be Emperor, Fuhrer, Czar or perhaps Caesar. Your suggestion that I should be banished to another country for committing a thought crime is something I'm sure the Forefathers might've included in our Constitution had the feather they were writing with hadn't run out of hope for humanity.

On the plus side, here are the kinder notes I received, including one that found offense with my perceived maligning of Germany:

Your stuff is brilliant, Mr. Fish. Every one a winner. Thanks for doing it.

David Hamilton

And:

Mr. Booth,

Best thing I've seen you do. Very simple, very hard hitting. The contrasts both visually and metaphorically are very good. This in any age is a good psych piece.

Yours,
Evan Mathews

And:

Mr F, it is obvious you have no respect for the Leader of the Free World and will stop at nothing to disparage him.

I like that.

Betcha can't do it again...

And, finally:

Dear Dwayne:

Though I got the message, I think it is unfair to compare the ordinary German WWII soldier to the current situation in Iraq. You might not know it, but every (ordinary) German soldier had the basic rules of the 'Geneva Conventions' printed into their 'Soldbuch' (Soldiers ID book). Any breach was punished hard. While there have been violations by all sides, the ordinary soldier (even Germans) were ordered to honor the Geneva Conventions.

Why not use the face of some of William Tecumseh Sherman's man? They made a name by destroying, plundering and burning down hundreds of homes in South Carolina. Or maybe from somebody of those gallant Army Air Force guys who took 527 bombers and, in February 1945, started a firestorm in the city of Dresden killing between 40,000 and 100,000 civilians, including thousands of refugees?

I haven't even mentioned the 'Wounded Knee Massacre' of 1890, Hiroshima, Nagasaki or, in more recent history, My Lai.

One could almost assume the American Military has kind of a reputation of, well, not playing by the rules. So - why not use a 'local' to compare?

Best wishes.
Michaela Merz

On December 12th we received this response:

Dear Sir or Madame,

Since you did not see fit to de-list the offensive cartoon listed in my previous e-mail, I will be bringing it to the attendtion of the American Legion, the FVW, and of course Fox News.

I will also be bringing this to the attention of the MSN.com staff.

SHAME ON YOU ALL for permitting this kind of assualt against US military veterans. I hope they pull your site.

Sincerely,

Andrew P. Hill

And this ...

Mr. Cagle,

Upon stumbling on your blog regarding Mr. Fish's cartoon concerning the German soldier I was struck by a sudden comprehension. Mr. Fish must be very shallow minded and truly not understand the evil that the German soldier brought upon the lands which he conquered. Mr. Fish must genuinely lack an understanding of the horror accompanying that uniform and those swastikas to even draw a parallel to them and the U.S. soldiers. He is like a child who upon scratching his knee badly believes that he has received a life-threatening wound. The child doesn't really grasp what mortal pain would feel like and Mr. Fish doesn't comprehend what the Nazi terror was.
I believe in free speech Mr Cagle. I'm glad that the U.S. doesn't have an equivalent to the Gestapo to come and execute Mr. Fish for producing such an asinine work. However, I also believe that as citizens we need to hold each other accountable for our words. Mr. Fish does not have a constitutional right to appear on your website.  So I ask that you remove him.

Sincerely,

J. Phillip Jones


DECEMBER 7, 2005

Today we have another installment from our Cagle Cartoons humorist, Will Durst. Click here to see an archive of Will's columns. Click here to e-mail Will. Click here to see our "Leave Iraq?" cartoons.

FAQ: Plan For Victory
Raging Moderate, By Will Durst

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT PRESIDENT BUSH'S PLAN FOR VICTORY:

Q. President Bush recently announced his "PLAN FOR VICTORY." What does this plan entail?
A. Its two-pronged. There is a short-term plan and a long-term plan.

Q. And what are they?
A. The short-term plan is to keep the Democrats from regaining control of Congress in '06.

Q. And the long term-plan?
A. Keeps the Democrats from regaining control of the White House in '08. Or acquires photographs of Hillary Clinton in bed with a goat and/or a woman.

Q. So, nothing about Iraq then?
A. Well, now that you mention it there was something about the brave freedom-loving Iraqis and how, together, we are winning the tough struggle against violent extremism, but it was just more of the same in an attempt to rescue his poll numbers from falling through the floor like an anvil made of dark matter.

Q. What is the PLAN FOR VICTORY going to replace?
A. The PLAN FOR QUAGMIRE we've been following the last three years.

Q. Didn't he reveal a strategy for winning?
A. Yeah, but, you know what, so do the Chicago Cubs. Every spring. Don't imagine election-bound Republicans are looking forward to changing their slogan to: "We'll get 'em next year."

Q. What is their slogan now?
A. Lately, it seems to be "Incompetent, Corrupt Cronies 'R Us."

Q. Didn't he also refuse to set a timetable for withdrawal saying it would send a message to the world that America was weak?
A. Yes, he did. So apparently he's okay with continuing to send a message to the world that America is a big bad bully who will beat the crap out of you if we don't like the way you look at us.

Q. Don't we run the danger of alienating our allies if we just cut and run?
A. Cut and run? There's no running. This isn't running. This is walking. Backwards. Really fast backward walking. Who knows, we might even walk backwards really fast right into Iran or Syria.

Q. How does the president define victory?
A. According to a separate 35-page document accompanying the speech titled "National Strategy for Victory in Iraq," victory means creating the conditions that allow us to leave.

Q. Is he saying that getting out of Iraq is our only path to victory?
A. No. No. No. A lot of victories await us. Tiny victories and little victories and medium-sized victories. Not to say we haven't experienced victories already. A couple tiny victories, a moral victory and an election victory. And if we string a bunch of these little victories together, it could add up to a nice medium-sized victory. Or a gaggle of little victories and a medium victory, or a series of medium victories coupled with one or two moral victories could add up to a big victory. And two or three big victories could result in a humongous victory.

Q. What is that?
A. A Republican victory. In November '06 and '08.

Q. What is the best-case scenario?
A. We try to incubate democracy in the Mideast and whenever the political costs at home get too high, we declare victory and leave, leaving our secret prison camps intact.

Political comic Will Durst is declaring victory over his comedy club career.

Will Durst is a political comedian who has performed around the world. He is a familiar pundit on television. His two CDs are available at laugh.com. Look for Will's collection of columns "Raging Moderate" in a bookstore near you soon. Email Will at willdurst@sbcglobal.net. ©2005 Will Durst.



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